Saturday, December 24, 2005

Santa's Gonna Be Pissed...

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"Xmas Eve" by Wes Aldridge

Fun photo, right? I know. The half eaten cookies in front of the Christmas tree and the lipstick to tell the story on the glass. Santa just might get pissed, that fat bastard! Long live Mr. Claus! And, damnnit, where is the hot little vixen that ate all the cookies and left her lipstick on the milk. Santa, if you would, please leave her in my stocking for me.

Anyway, as usual, another wonderful Christmas unfolding with my family. I have a great family. We may not have as much as everyone else, but I would put our love and joy together up against anything. Tonight, as a part of family tradition, we watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. We do this every year, and it never gets old... actually I think it gets funnier. If you could only sit and watch my father gut-laugh at every scene that rolls by. Of course we all know what will happen next in the film, but dad still laughs to the point that he begins to cough. It is a total riot.

This is the scene each year with our little country Georgia Christmas. Its a beautiful time. We rush around to wrap gifts without the family recipient around to see it. We laugh, we get frustrated, we love each other.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once again, pathetic garbage.

Anonymous said...

Once again, poor pathetic Gretchen,---- yes, does rime with Grinch, doesn't it? Nothing to do but wish she was still around, ha ha Gretchie the Grench!!!!! Good photo Wes, was this the family Christmas Tree? I bet Santa was disappointed with all the cookies and milk messed with.

Anonymous said...

My husband bought a Lexus for me this year. That is showing true Christmas joy. Money does buy happiness.

Anonymous said...

I think Gretchen is really Wes fishing for compliments and drama.
Hmmmmmmm??????

Anonymous said...

Most definetly.